{"id":151,"date":"2007-08-22T12:38:53","date_gmt":"2007-08-22T19:38:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/messofpottage.com\/blog\/?p=151"},"modified":"2007-08-22T12:38:53","modified_gmt":"2007-08-22T19:38:53","slug":"spotted-in-a-church-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/22\/spotted-in-a-church-kitchen\/","title":{"rendered":"Spotted in a church kitchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was just in the kitchen a moment ago. I was recharging my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ampm.com\/\">AM\/PM<\/a> 44-oz tankard with Wal*Mart &#8220;Dr. Thunder&#8221; beverage (which, from the taste, is relabeled &#8220;Mr. Pibb,&#8221; a knockoff of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.drpepper.com\/\">Dr. Pepper<\/a> foisted upon us by Coke).<\/p>\n<p>When I was there, I noticed that the people preparing for the luncheon tomorrow had left a package of &#8220;premium napkins&#8221; open on the counter. The brand name was &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pilgrims_Progress#Places_in_The_Pilgrim.27s_Progress\">Vanity Fair<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I wondered what Bunyan would think, then I wondered how it is that &#8220;Vanity Fair&#8221; came to be a positive-sounding thing you&#8217;d like to associate with your product.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just in the kitchen a moment ago. I was recharging my AM\/PM 44-oz tankard with Wal*Mart &#8220;Dr. Thunder&#8221; beverage (which, from the taste, is relabeled &#8220;Mr. Pibb,&#8221; a knockoff of Dr. Pepper foisted upon us by Coke). When I was there, I noticed that the people preparing for the luncheon tomorrow had left [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christianity","category-life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paRqpr-2r","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}