{"id":37,"date":"2005-12-30T19:20:13","date_gmt":"2005-12-31T00:20:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/messofpottage.com\/blog\/?p=37"},"modified":"2005-12-30T19:20:13","modified_gmt":"2005-12-31T00:20:13","slug":"review-the-lion-the-witch-and-the-wardrobe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/30\/review-the-lion-the-witch-and-the-wardrobe\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A neighbor was nice enough to take us and our kids to see <em>The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe<\/em> last night. It was very good; better than I expected&#8211;much better than I was expecting in October and better than even some positive reviews had me expecting.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nComplaints:<br \/>\n* The only thing from the book that I missed in the movie was where the Dwarf tells Jadis, &#8220;this is no thaw, it&#8217;s spring. Aslan is coming.&#8221;<br \/>\n* I thought the waterfall\/ice floe sequence was overdone.<br \/>\n* Peter needs to be more willing to lop off a head when necessary.<br \/>\n* The Professor&#8217;s housekeeper was needlessly antagonistic.<br \/>\n* The dwarf was a little bit (3%) too comic.<\/p>\n<p>Kudos:<br \/>\n* the Stone Table sequence was done very well: not as much gore as _The Passion_ but enough to give the moment some weight.<br \/>\n* Jadis (the White Witch\/self-styled Queen of Narnia) was just what I hoped for: beautiful, cold, evil, repugnant. (My wife thought she ought to have been more alluring.)<br \/>\n* the casting was  good all around, but Lucy (Georgie Henley) was simply amazing.<br \/>\n* the opening sequence during the Blitz was a surprise but a welcome one; few people today can immediately grasp why parents would send their children away indefinitely.<\/p>\n<p>I enjoyed the movie from the beginning, but the point where I realized that I _really_ liked it was when Jadis came to parley with Aslan, and in the background a cheetah was striding around. I thought it was awesome and wondered &#8220;how did they _do_ that?&#8221; I&#8217;ve heard it said that when you start thinking how good the special effects are it means the story\/acting\/&#8230; isn&#8217;t all that good. Maybe so, although I never felt that way. I just wondered how they did that cheetah, with its spring-loaded spine. (CG? But the _fur_! Puppets? But it wasn&#8217;t a closeup head-shot! Beats me.)<\/p>\n<p>I also liked the gryphons swooping around in the battle and the bat-winged whatever-it-was at the stone table.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, concerning whether the rating is appropriate, given the scenes of epic battles and mature themes: one of my children said it should be rated &#8220;PG-5, because (a 5-year old friend) might be scared by it.&#8221; My child isn&#8217;t much older; while there are some violent moments, none are especially graphic. The stone table sequence is, if anything, underplayed.<\/p>\n<p>If I gave out star ratings, I&#8217;d give this a prime number.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A neighbor was nice enough to take us and our kids to see The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe last night. 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