{"id":696,"date":"2011-05-10T18:40:04","date_gmt":"2011-05-11T01:40:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/?p=696"},"modified":"2011-05-10T18:40:06","modified_gmt":"2011-05-11T01:40:06","slug":"captain-jack-sparrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/10\/captain-jack-sparrow\/","title":{"rendered":"Captain Jack Sparrow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/GI6CfKcMhjY\">Here&#8217;s<\/a> a funny song. Strong (NSFW) language warning, though:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GI6CfKcMhjY\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Kudus: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/entertainment\/archive\/2011\/05\/mental-health-break-jack-sparrow\/238628\/\">Megan McArdle<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a funny song. Strong (NSFW) language warning, though: Kudus: Megan McArdle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[23],"tags":[245,310,75,309,312,311],"class_list":["post-696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-funny-2","tag-michael-bolton","tag-music-2","tag-nsfw","tag-rap","tag-the-lonely-island"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paRqpr-be","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}