{"id":73,"date":"2006-05-10T10:36:08","date_gmt":"2006-05-10T14:36:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/messofpottage.com\/blog\/?p=73"},"modified":"2006-05-10T10:36:08","modified_gmt":"2006-05-10T14:36:08","slug":"shave-em-and-send-em-to-college","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/10\/shave-em-and-send-em-to-college\/","title":{"rendered":"Shave &#8216;em and send &#8216;em to college&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/digg.com\/science\/Research_Shows_Drunk_Monkeys_Act_Like_Humans\">Digg<\/a> we have this late-breaking news flash: <a href=\"http:\/\/dsc.discovery.com\/news\/briefs\/20060508\/drunkmonkeys_ani.html\">Drunk monkeys act like humans<\/a>. There are a number of a fascinating insights, but I was interested to learn that<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n&#8220;The singly housed monkeys certainly drank more than the socially housed monkeys- at least two to three-fold more,&#8221; Chen told Discovery News.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Of course, anyone who listens to George Thorogood could have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guntheranderson.com\/v\/data\/idrinkal.htm\">told you<\/a> that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Digg we have this late-breaking news flash: Drunk monkeys act like humans. There are a number of a fascinating insights, but I was interested to learn that &#8220;The singly housed monkeys certainly drank more than the socially housed monkeys- at least two to three-fold more,&#8221; Chen told Discovery News. Of course, anyone who listens [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paRqpr-1b","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}