{"id":745,"date":"2011-11-16T15:39:56","date_gmt":"2011-11-16T23:39:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/?p=745"},"modified":"2011-11-16T15:40:40","modified_gmt":"2011-11-16T23:40:40","slug":"wheres-my-kindle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/16\/wheres-my-kindle\/","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;s My Kindle?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I got a new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B005890G8Y\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=accretiondisc-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=217145&#038;creative=399373&#038;creativeASIN=B005890G8Y\">Kindle Touch<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=accretiondisc-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=B005890G8Y&#038;camp=217145&#038;creative=399373\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/> for my birthday last month. Except I didn&#8217;t actually <em>get<\/em> it. I just got a promise it would eventually arrive someday Real Soon Now.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s okay. I can cope with delayed gratification. Except when suddenly <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2011\/11\/14\/technology\/personaltech\/the-fire-aside-amazons-lower-priced-kindles-also-shine.html?_r=1&#038;pagewanted=all\">everybody<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/online.wsj.com\/article\/SB10001424052970204190504577040110511886588.html\">their uncle<\/a> is posting reviews of the Kindle Fire. Now I demand to know why the more exotic Kindles shipped before mine!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I got a new Kindle Touch for my birthday last month. Except I didn&#8217;t actually get it. I just got a promise it would eventually arrive someday Real Soon Now. That&#8217;s okay. I can cope with delayed gratification. Except when suddenly everybody and their uncle is posting reviews of the Kindle Fire. Now I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[23,52],"tags":[425,265,426,424,427],"class_list":["post-745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-technology","tag-amazon","tag-ebook","tag-gifts","tag-kindle","tag-reading"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paRqpr-c1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}