{"id":831,"date":"2012-11-18T21:46:45","date_gmt":"2012-11-19T06:46:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/?p=831"},"modified":"2012-11-18T22:00:57","modified_gmt":"2012-11-19T07:00:57","slug":"831","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/18\/831\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Survive Thanksgiving at Your Liberal Relatives&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/Big-Government\/2012\/11\/18\/How-to-Survive-Thanksgiving-at-Your-Liberal-Relatives\">How to survive Thanksgiving at your liberal relatives&#8217;<\/a> house:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you come to our place next year. Seeing as how your taxes are going up in a few weeks, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s only fair.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sorry I parked you in. Oh, darn, I drove the Chevy Volt today. You wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have an extension cord, would you?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Smirk. Love the picture of Sarah Palin speaking in front of the turkey processing plant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How to survive Thanksgiving at your liberal relatives&#8217; house: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you come to our place next year. Seeing as how your taxes are going up in a few weeks, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s only fair.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sorry I parked you in. Oh, darn, I drove the Chevy Volt today. You wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have an extension cord, would you?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Smirk. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[23],"tags":[676,447,675,213],"class_list":["post-831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-breitbart","tag-family","tag-holiday","tag-politics-2"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/saRqpr-831","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accretiondisc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}