Category Archives: Christianity

Torture

There was a big conference here a couple of months ago about how terrible torture is. I wouldn’t be surprised if Abu Graibh and Guantanamo came up, if the posters promoting it are any clue. I wonder, though, if anything came up about torture in Iraq before the war. Consider this report about the trial of Saddam Hussein:

The documents revealed some unbelievably terrifying facts about the Dujail massacre; can you imagine that when orders were given to execute the 148 “convicts” the prison authorities executed only 96 of them. Why? Because the remaining 48 “convicts” had already passed away during “interrogation”!! What kind of interrogation was that killed one third of the suspects?!

How many Torture seminars were there here protesting Torture in Iraq between 1979 and 2003? (Kudus to Belmont Club.)

Update: even worse things at Michael J. Totten’s site (not especially graphic).

How To…write like a theologian

If certain Swiss/German theologians had written the Book of Genesis, it would read thusly:

In the beginning, inception, initiation, and inauguration, God in freedom, liberty, and unconstrained volition, created, established, ordained, fashioned, and made heaven and earth, land and sky, that which is and that which also is but isn’t the first thing I mentioned…

You know who you are.

Augustine

Yesterday was the first day of classes, and I only had one. (Senior year.)

Augustine. Looks good. (New Year’s Resolution: no verbs. No articles too.)

The professor wants us to read the Confessions. I did that. Sort of. Five or six years ago I read books 1-9, but I never finished 10f. So this year I’ll work up some momentum and plow through the hard parts.

Or not. (“Not” build up momentum, not “not” plow through.) The prof. doesn’t want us to read it the usual way. Most of what we do here is “informational” reading. He wants us to read the Confessions using “formational” reading. There’s no downside to this. If nothing else, this gives us more time for all the in-formational reading we have in other classes. But (it is to be hoped) our reading will be “transformational.” So we aren’t supposed to just work up to seminary-reading-speed and zip through it in half a day the way we handle lightweight fare like Calvin’s Institutes or Barth’s Dogmatics.

This morning I read Book One Chapter One. The best thing about those old books is how the authors would put their most quotable quotes in the first paragraph. Everyone who’s ever heard of Augustine knows the quote thou hast made us for thyself and restless is our heart until it comes to rest in thee but who remembers it’s the fourth sentence of the book?

A cynic would say people remember the early quotes because nobody reads any further into the book. So the only quotes they remember are the ones in the front. But the cynics are wrong, simply wrong.) Look at Book 8, chapter 7 (para. 17) for, perhaps, the most famous Augustine quote of all.

Term is OVER

The fall term is over! Hooray! Wah-hoo! Yip-yip-huzzah!

Not truly. I still have one large and two small papers to write, and I need to fake up a bunch of journal reflections I was supposed to do over the last month or so, but that’s close enough to “done” that I’ll be happy today anyway.

Ord Exams (round two)

Today the results came back from the Ord Exams I wrote in August. (Sigh.)

There are four Ordination Exams. (Five, if you count the Bible Content Exam.) I passed Worship & Sacraments, flunked Biblical Language Exegesis. So I’m 50% happy. Or even 75% happy, since I had previously passed Polity and theology. (Indeed, 80%, counting the Bible Content Exam.)

In a week or two I will get the actual exams back so I can see what the readers didn’t like about them.

In the meantime, here are some preliminary lessons learned.

1. don’t forget the Calvin quote this time
2. translate Hebrew rather than Greek
3. use a lesson plan rather than a sermon outline
4. endorse the conventional wisdom
5. preach it

(While I’m linking to things, here’s the mongo PDF with all the old exams.)