If you’ve never been too clear about the difference between premils and Eastern Orthodox (and really, who is?) then you owe it to yourself to get the straight dope here.
The Emerging Church
This is a term that refers to churches attended exclusively by white people in their 20s and 30s who have at least one tattoo or body piercing. Their distinguishing characteristics are a refreshing, “up to date” interpretation of Christianity, and a reluctance to directly answer questions.
Such knowledge is all the more important now that the DaVinci Code is flopping in Cannes.