â€œWhy donâ€™t you come to our place next year. Seeing as how your taxes are going up in a few weeks, itâ€™s only fair.â€
â€œSorry I parked you in. Oh, darn, I drove the Chevy Volt today. You wouldnâ€™t have an extension cord, would you?â€
Smirk. Love the picture of Sarah Palin speaking in front of the turkey processing plant.